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About Totally Turd Toys

About Totally Turd Toys

  • Welcome to Totally Turd Toys, your ultimate destination for all things hilariously crappy! Our mission is simple: to bring smiles and laughs to people everywhere with the best selection of poo-themed novelty items, toys, and gag gifts. From playful poop emoji plushies to laugh-out-loud party supplies, we’ve got you covered with everything you need to keep the fun flowing.


  • How We WorkTo make shopping easy and fun, many of the products featured on our site are linked directly to Amazon. When you click on these links and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission through Amazon’s affiliate program—at no extra cost to you! This helps us keep Totally Turd Toys running and ensures we can continue to bring you the funniest products on the internet.


  • We only feature items that we think are truly turd-tastic, and we strive to make your shopping experience as smooth as possible. So go ahead, explore our collection, and let the laughs begin!


Thank you for supporting Totally Turd Toys—where potty humor meets premium picks! 💩🎉

Return and Refund Policy

At Totally Turd Toys, we aim to provide you with the best shopping experience by featuring products fulfilled through Amazon. This means that all returns and refunds are handled directly through Amazon's return process. Their customer-friendly policies ensure a smooth and hassle-free experience for you.


If you need to return an item, here’s what to do:

  1. Visit the Your Orders section of your Amazon account.
  2. Locate the product you purchased and follow the return instructions provided by Amazon.
  3. Amazon will guide you through the steps for returns, exchanges, or refunds, depending on your situation.


By partnering with Amazon, we ensure you have access to their excellent support and comprehensive return policy. If you encounter any issues, you can also reach out to Amazon's customer service for further assistance.


We appreciate your understanding and hope you love your experience shopping with Totally Turd Toys. 💩✨

Frequently Asked Questions

Please reach us at margaretecollier@gmail.com if you cannot find an answer to your question.

Totally Turd Toys is known for its unique and quirky selection of products that you won't find anywhere else. We pride ourselves on providing our customers with one-of-a-kind items that are sure to put a smile on their face.

No, we are an online-only store. This allows us to offer a wider range of products and keep our prices competitive. However, we offer fast and reliable shipping to ensure you receive your items as soon as possible.

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